How These 13 Supposedly Awful ’70s Songs Became Unshakable Earworms

The 1970s was a golden era for music, but not every hit song was a critical darling. Some were corny, over-the-top, or just plain bizarre, and yet, they managed to latch onto our brains like glue. Whether it was an oddball melody, unusual lyrics, or sheer overexposure, these tunes became unshakable earworms. Even if we rolled our eyes at them, we still caught ourselves humming along. Love them or loathe them, these so-called “bad” songs have stood the test of time.

1. “Muskrat Love” – Captain & Tennille (1976)

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It’s hard to believe that a song about muskrats in love ever made it onto the charts, let alone became a hit. Originally recorded by the band America, this peculiar tune found its way into Captain & Tennille’s hands, and they turned it into a soft rock hit. The use of synthesizers to mimic muskrats chattering only added to the song’s unintentional comedy. But despite its odd premise, the mellow melody and smooth vocals made it strangely irresistible. Of course, Billboard notes, this group also has a remarkable history on the charts.

Even as critics scoffed, “Muskrat Love” stuck in the minds of those who heard it. The easygoing rhythm and dreamy harmonies made it a song people remembered, even if they didn’t want to. It became a guilty pleasure, the kind of tune that makes you groan when it starts but sing along by the chorus. Whether you appreciate its quirky charm or think it’s the goofiest song ever recorded, it refuses to be forgotten.

2. “Afternoon Delight” – Starland Vocal Band (1976)

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Few songs have been as lovingly mocked as “Afternoon Delight.” With its sugary harmonies and twinkling instrumentation, it rocketed to No. 1 and earned a Grammy for Best New Artist. Despite—or perhaps because of—its ultra-sweet sound, many found it grating. But no matter how people felt about it, the song’s soaring chorus had a way of sticking in their heads. Macomb Daily notes the equally remarkable history of the band’s biggest hit.

Over the years, “Afternoon Delight” has become a pop culture punchline, appearing in movies and TV shows as a symbol of cheesy ’70s music. But even when used as a joke, it’s impossible to ignore how catchy it is. The vocal harmonies are undeniably polished, and the gentle melody makes it easy to sing along. It may have been dismissed as lightweight fluff, but it’s still one of the most recognizable tunes of the decade.

3. “Escape (The Piña Colada Song)” – Rupert Holmes (1979)

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Rupert Holmes gave us one of the most enduring story-driven songs of all time with “Escape (The Piña Colada Song).” The lyrics tell the tale of a man looking for excitement in the personal ads, only to discover his partner is doing the same. Some listeners found the lyrics ridiculous, but the song’s smooth, island-inspired melody made it impossible to ignore. The breezy chorus, complete with its mention of piña coladas, was the perfect hook. Culture Sonar praises Holmes as a genius among composers.

Despite its silly premise, “Escape” has remained a beloved guilty pleasure. Even people who claim they don’t like it can’t help but smile when they hear the opening notes. The song’s tropical vibe and unexpected twist make it endlessly entertaining. It may not be deep or profound, but its catchy charm ensures it lives on.

4. “Disco Duck” – Rick Dees and His Cast of Idiots (1976)

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Few novelty songs have reached the heights of absurdity like “Disco Duck.” Rick Dees, a Memphis radio DJ, created the song as a parody of the disco craze, featuring a voice imitating Donald Duck. Despite being intentionally ridiculous, it became a No. 1 hit, much to the frustration of serious disco fans. Whether you found it hilarious or irritating, the goofy beat was impossible to escape.

Even though it was widely ridiculed, “Disco Duck” captured the spirit of the era. It was everywhere in 1976, from roller rinks to dance floors, and kids especially loved the silly duck voice. While some saw it as the moment disco went too far, others embraced its sheer ridiculousness. Love it or hate it, once you hear it, that quacking chorus stays lodged in your brain.

5. “Seasons in the Sun” – Terry Jacks (1974)

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This melancholy ballad, originally a French song, was turned into an English-language tearjerker by Terry Jacks. The lyrics tell the story of a dying man saying farewell to his loved ones, making it one of the most sentimental hits of the decade. Some critics found it overly dramatic and cloying, but audiences embraced its wistful melody. It struck a chord with listeners who found meaning in its emotional farewell.

Even if the song was dismissed as maudlin, its melody was undeniably catchy. The gentle guitar and Jacks’ soft vocals made it easy to hum along to, even if you didn’t want to admit it. Whether it brought a tear to your eye or made you roll your eyes, it became a permanent fixture in ’70s music. Decades later, it’s still one of the most recognizable sad songs ever recorded.

6. “You Light Up My Life” – Debby Boone (1977)

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This power ballad became one of the biggest hits of the decade, staying at No. 1 for a record-breaking ten weeks. Debby Boone’s soaring vocals made it an emotional favorite, but some felt it was too sappy. The slow, dramatic build and sweeping orchestration made it a wedding staple, further cementing its place in pop culture. Even those who didn’t love it couldn’t deny how memorable it was.

Over the years, “You Light Up My Life” has been covered, parodied, and referenced in countless ways. Whether you see it as a heartfelt classic or a schmaltzy relic, its impact is undeniable. The melody is instantly recognizable, and the chorus has a way of lodging itself in your mind. Love it or not, it’s not a song you easily forget.

7. “Convoy” – C.W. McCall (1975)

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C.W. McCall’s “Convoy” turned CB radio lingo into a nationwide phenomenon. The song, which tells the story of a rebellious trucker convoy, captured the spirit of the 1970s trucking culture. The spoken-word verses and trucker jargon made it a novelty hit, though some saw it as a gimmick. But that chorus—delivered in McCall’s deep, serious tone—was impossible to shake.

Even people who didn’t understand the trucking slang found themselves singing along. “Convoy” spawned a movie, countless CB radio imitators, and a whole wave of trucker-themed pop culture. Whether you thought it was fun or goofy, it became an earworm that refused to go away. Even today, it remains one of the most recognizable novelty songs of the decade.

8. “(You’re) Having My Baby” – Paul Anka (1974)

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Paul Anka’s “(You’re) Having My Baby” was a sentimental ode to impending fatherhood, but it quickly became one of the most ridiculed songs of the decade. Critics found the lyrics clumsy and overly dramatic, while feminists objected to the phrasing that suggested the baby was primarily “his.” Yet despite the backlash, the song soared to No. 1, proving that plenty of people connected with its heartfelt—if slightly awkward—message. The soft, melodic delivery made it easy to sing along to, even if it made you cringe a little.

Over time, the song became more of a cultural curiosity than a beloved classic, but it remains inescapably memorable. Whether you consider it sweet or outdated, its melody lingers long after you hear it. The dramatic phrasing and Anka’s earnest delivery make it a song that sticks with you, for better or worse. Even if you haven’t heard it in years, just reading the title probably brought the tune right back to your mind.

9. “Ring My Bell” – Anita Ward (1979)

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Anita Ward’s “Ring My Bell” was one of the defining songs of the late ’70s disco craze, but not everyone appreciated its repetitive lyrics and high-pitched vocals. The song’s electronic beat and catchy chorus made it an instant club hit, even as some listeners found it irritating. It wasn’t a song with deep meaning, but it didn’t need to be—the rhythm alone was enough to get stuck in your head. The playful hook made it impossible to ignore, ensuring its place on the airwaves and dance floors everywhere.

Even after disco faded, “Ring My Bell” remained a staple of retro dance playlists. Its infectious beat and instantly recognizable melody have kept it alive in pop culture for decades. The very elements that some people found annoying—the repetitive chorus and piercing vocals—are the same things that made it unforgettable. Whether you loved it or tried to tune it out, it remains one of the most enduring earworms of the disco era.

10. “I’ve Never Been to Me” – Charlene (1977)

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Originally released in 1977 and largely ignored, Charlene’s dramatic ballad found unexpected success when it was re-released in 1982. The song’s over-the-top storytelling, complete with spoken-word interlude, made it ripe for parody. Some saw it as unbearably sappy, while others connected with its wistful message about a woman reflecting on the life she never lived. Either way, the melody was hauntingly catchy, making it hard to forget.

Despite its polarizing nature, “I’ve Never Been to Me” continues to resurface in pop culture. Its theatrical delivery and nostalgic longing make it a song that people either love or love to make fun of. Even those who consider it overly dramatic can’t deny the power of its melody. If you’ve ever heard it, chances are it’s still floating around in the back of your mind.

11. “Boogie Oogie Oogie” – A Taste of Honey (1978)

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Disco had no shortage of catchy hits, but “Boogie Oogie Oogie” was one of those songs that seemed to play everywhere. The funky bassline and relentless groove made it an instant dance floor favorite, even as some dismissed it as repetitive. The lyrics, which encouraged people to get up and dance, weren’t exactly poetic, but they didn’t need to be. Once that bass kicked in, the song did its job—getting stuck in your head.

Even as disco faded, “Boogie Oogie Oogie” never really disappeared. It has been sampled, covered, and featured in countless movies and commercials. The groove-driven melody remains undeniably infectious, making it one of those songs that’s impossible to ignore. Whether you consider it a classic or a disco relic, you can’t deny its staying power.

12. “Rocky” – Austin Roberts (1975)

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“Rocky” was a heartfelt ballad about a man coping with the loss of his wife, and while some found it touching, others found it overwhelmingly sappy. The song tells the entire life story of a couple in just a few verses, leading to an emotional climax that had listeners either reaching for tissues or rolling their eyes. Despite its critics, the song climbed the charts, proving that its sentimental appeal was strong enough to make an impact. The simple melody and storytelling style made it an easy song to remember.

Even today, “Rocky” remains one of those songs that pops up in nostalgic playlists, often stirring strong reactions. The lyrics may be dramatic, but that’s exactly what made them stick. The combination of its catchy melody and emotional storytelling ensured that it left a lasting mark. Whether you think it’s moving or melodramatic, it’s hard to forget once you’ve heard it.

13. “Copacabana (At the Copa)” – Barry Manilow (1978)

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Barry Manilow was known for writing dramatic, theatrical pop songs, and “Copacabana” was one of his most unforgettable. Telling the story of showgirl Lola and her ill-fated love, the song was part nightclub anthem, part mini-movie. Some listeners found it too over-the-top, while others embraced its infectious melody and dramatic storytelling. Either way, it became one of Manilow’s most enduring hits.

Decades later, “Copacabana” remains a staple of nostalgia-driven playlists. Its campy, colorful narrative makes it stand out among other pop songs of the era. Even people who aren’t Manilow fans recognize the opening notes and instantly remember the story. Love it or not, the song’s blend of melody and drama has made it an earworm for the ages.

Some songs just refuse to be forgotten, no matter how much we try. Whether they were dismissed as corny, ridiculous, or just plain overplayed, these tracks have become permanent fixtures in pop culture. Their catchy melodies, memorable lyrics, and nostalgic charm keep them alive long after their heyday. Love them, hate them, or just tolerate them—they’re here to stay.

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